(getting ready for an HR meeting)
I haven't been "oriented" in a rather loooong time.
It was supposed to take an hour, but I spent that much time unjamming my printer.
(After I replaced the ink cartridge)
Stressfully, I was able to relocate my social security card, because photocopies of official documents aren't allowed.
(How old was I when I signed my card anyway, the signature doesn't match anymore...)
Policy on Amorous Relationships? (check)
Kinda reminded me of all those computer-based learning modules I've taken in my "former" career. How strange is it to say--FORMER? Is it former if it ended only two days ago, after 15 years and 41 days? I guess so.
I guess it doesn't really matter if I'm ready or not...zoom zoom zoom!