Monday, February 28, 2011
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Who? Shane Battier.
(photo credit probably Nikki Boertman)
Dust off the autographs, cards, and newspaper articles...the Bobblehead, the CelebriDuck, and the jersey...
I don't have to explain my exuberance to you, Memphis. You understand why I'm as giddy as...a girl living in the wrong state who has to "watch" via the Internet.
I'm not complaining, of course.
Graduate school is graduate school--even if it means missing the homecoming of our dear one, our Citizen Shane.
(Although I did tell some I was going to drop out and speed away in the middle of the night just to catch a game--but that's what SPRING BREAK is for!)
Sure, it has potential to be the 2nd greatest Draft Night in Grizz history, but why does it hurt so bad? Because this hurts. Like Adam Morrison admitted to TEARS in a commercial as well as an interview last might, I shall admit to tears of my own. Yes, I'm an emotional person and Yes, I cried. Why NOT cry?
The city is losing one of it's prominent Good Guys. Remember that goofy photo of Mr. Battier in a CAPE a few years ago? He can go ahead and put it back on, and someone give him a permanent M to wear across his chest as well.
Batt-man, becomes Memphis-man, or MOXIE-man (my favorite Shane-word)
St. Jude and the Zoo will miss him. The dozens of children dribbling basketballs (and reading) will miss him as well.
Now the Memphis/Shane Fans? Once you've let Shane into your heart, it's not as if he is leaving anytime soon. He sticks there...and refuses to let go.
We hope for him the ultimate best, because that is what he always gives. We also hope he will always be a part of this city--because we love him like our brother, our son, and our best friend. And because HE is Shane, we know that these two hopes will come true.
Well! Guess what, kids? (See the above!)
Friday, February 25, 2011
something as "trivial" as toilet paper becomes, well, an ordeal.
I spent way too long earlier this week in the paper products aisle, trying to justify a switch in brands:
White Cloud or Angel Soft?
Forget the 2-ply debate altogether, now there's Ultra Strong vs. Ultra Soft vs. Ripples vs. Quilted vs. A Touch of Aloe...vs. RECYCLED?
I've been buying a "generic" or house brand equivalent to a popular brand, but when I noticed a brand name tissue that was cheaper, my brain nearly exploded. What's a girl to do?
I went back and forth, literally--pushing my cart up and down the same aisle.
Of course, toilet paper isn't exactly a trivial purchase. I mean, it comes in close contact with our most private areas...AND people have even studied HOW people put the roll on the holder (are you an over or under orientation type?)...the following is taken from wiki:
+Over reduces the risk of accidentally brushing the wall or cabinet with one's knuckles, potentially transferring grime and germs.
+Over makes it easier to visually locate and to grasp the loose end.
+Over is generally the intended direction of viewing for the manufacturer's branding, so patterned toilet paper looks better this way.
+Under provides a tidier appearance, in that the loose end can be more hidden from view.
+Under reduces the risk that a toddler or a house pet, such as a dog or cat, will completely unroll the toilet paper when batting at the roll.
+Under in an RV may reduce unrolling during driving.
I think the last reason is my favorite...but seriously, THAT hasn't been an issue until recently when a friend of my changed the roll for me (how nice) and put it THE WRONG WAY! I haven't changed it, I'm trying to keep an open mind.
I'll let you know how the new bathroom tissue fairs at a later date (or maybe you'll just want to ask me about that)...either way, I'm stuck with it for at least four rolls.